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Five Questions: the Spazmo edition

Spazmo

The latest installment of our blog meme, five questions, has BishopX interviewing Spazmo:

1. Who would you say has most shaped your life?

My first thought here was to list all the men who helped me define who I am. Who did I model myself after? Who allowed me to develop more distinct lines that define the various aspects of who I am, thus making me better equipped to respond to new situations with a psychotic lack of self-doubt. But as an aging prick once put it, the key to being creative is not to reveal your sources. So I said “fuggit” and went online looking for funny quotes from obscure people that would make you think I’m well-read.  I though of Lin Chi (Lin–Chee) who said “When you meet the Buddha on the road – kill him.” But That made me think of Carrot-Top and so I turned on the TV to get that out of my mind. Then I remembered Master Xiangming Zhang (See-Three-Pee-Oh) who said something about puddles. After that I got bored and tried to sleep. Then I thought that maybe I should tell the truth.

The truth is that I don’t remember who my original sources for myself were and it wouldn’t matter much anyway if I didn’t have very good friends and mostly-well-intentioned family who have helped me be in the position I am today – sober and relatively stable. In particular, Lady …

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I have significant ideological differences with that Web site, Spazmo. The mentally ill should not be accepted as equals in society. To paraphrase the Simpsons, they need to be isolated and studied to see what nutrients they possess that could be extracted for our personal use. 


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Following is Murdered Duchess’s interview with Waterhouse in the latest edition of the blog meme, “Five Questions.”

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Following our blog meme from Ethan, we’re each taking turns asking five questions. This week, I (Lady Penelope) asked Gloveshot five questions. Here are his answers:

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